sacremaja

just another American bumbling around Paris.

Month: July, 2012

drought

According to the news, this is the worst American drought since 1956. Apparently my region would need 6 inches of rainfall to get the soil back to normal. We experience a couple minutes of light sprinkling every couple of weeks, but not much…

pelouse seche

My yard, 18 juillet 2012.

au revoir à la meilleure année

Goodbye to the past year.  Tomorrow I embark on a new one…

I’ll miss being 24.

Rush, 20 décembre 2011.

Friday the 13th

So a bit of creepiness.

gaol

Kilmainham Gaol, Dublin, 16 mai 2012

polski alfabet.

0:27-0:48.  This is IMPOSSIBLE.

pause glace.

This is not a good day.

So we’ve decided it’s time to repaint the inside of most of the house, but when we were picking out paint colors at the shop, the man said:  “are you doing the ceiling, too?”  My mom and I looked at each other.

I got all enthusiastic.  “Yeah!!!  I mean, WHY NOT?!  Who knows the last time it was painted?!  While we’re painting, might as well do the ceiling!”

I am so. STUPID.

I spent the morning putting the protective tape on trim and wallpaper edges and felt all accomplished.  I was in my Professional Amateur painting outfit:  rolled cutoffs and a tank top that I (very badly) tie-dyed when I was 12.  My little sister came home and said, “well look at you,” as I stood teetering on the chair with my tape, bottom sticking out in all its glory.

She then retreated to her room.  Hm, okay.  No help.  I didn’t really expect it anyway.

I finish taping and vacuum the ceiling.  I go over it again with a Swiffer rag rubber banded onto my wheely paint roller.  I put the plastic tarp over everything in the room and cover remaining edges like mantel, etc. with big rag towels.  I am ready to go.

So I go to my designated paint-pouring area (laundry room) to pour paint into the paint tray thingie.  SLOSH.  Spill some on rag towel.  “Oh well, that’s what it’s for!”  Grab more rags.

Emerge from laundry room to room I am painting.  Thanks to my research (entered “paint bumpy ceiling” into Google), I know that when painting a popcorn ceiling, you roll one way, not back and forth.  Cool.  I do my first roll past.  Oooh, nice.  Nice and white and clean.  Not so different from the old paint, but I exaggerate the difference for myself.  “This was totally worth it!”

I do the next one.  Hm.  Why is there a line there?  Try to go over it.  Tell myself it’s better.  Is it?  I still don’t know.

My arms are already tired.

I continue.

As I go about my business, I realize that Google’s advice telling me to wear goggles was actually pretty sound.  I know from the last time I chopped really strong onions that my science-y older sister’s goggles no longer occupy their old spot in our art supplies cupboard.  She told me she thought Little Sister took them.

Little Sister has woken up from the nap she was taking and I find her brushing her teeth.  “A, do you have J’s goggles?”  “No.”  “Oh,” I say, rinsing paint spatters out of my eyes and off my face.  “Because she said she thought maybe you took them for a chemistry class or something.”  “Yeah.  But I dunno where they are.”  “Oh.  Well do you have any swimming goggles or anything?” I ask, since she was Most Valuable Swimmer on her swim team like every single year as a kid.  She goes to rummage about in her room and comes back empty-handed.  She then disappears into garage telling me she’ll “have to look through all [her] school stuff to find the other goggles,” and comes back 3 seconds later with the goggles.

Excellent.

I put goggles on.  I start painting.  ‘Well this is better!’ I think.  Wait. No.

Why can’t I see??

They are steaming up because it’s hot as hell in the room.  I am very very hot all of a sudden.  I hadn’t even noticed my face was on fire.  My stupid face is perspiring like there’s no tomorrow.  Wtf.

Then things really pick up when our really floofy cat walks by with his floofy fur flying out all over, threatening to stick to my wheely brush thing.  “GO AWAY!!!”  I scare him behind the couch and notice that the edge of the plastic tarp covering the couch has made its way over the air conditioning vent and is ballooning up above it, selfishly trapping all the cold air.  Great.  Also, the ballooning has lifted the cover, uncovering part of the suede couch so it’s exposed to my paint splatters.  Fabulous.

So I’m done with the first room now.  I had a spoonful of Breyer’s Mint Chip and I’m sitting her listening to Lily Allen crankily.

I hate painting.

la terrasse

Summer at my house.

gin

juillet 2012

la chance là

So this is what we’re dealing with.

chaud

Am so happy and lucky to have a pool in the backyard.

piscine

1 juillet 2012, my house

carte postale

venice

Venice Beach, CA, 30 mai 2012

We saw a proposal and a fight in the same night here.